Growing up, I’ve never been a rough kid.
I’ve never broken my arm or leg. I’ve never hurt my knee, or twisted my ankle herunterladen. I’ve never had a cast or crutches. As a result, I’m very unfamiliar with injuries and what to do with them.
So when I get a minor injury now, I just ignore it… because it’ll just get better after a few days right Kaspersky anti virus?
Well, while I was playing netball one evening, I slammed my thumb into the ball at full speed and got this impressive bruise herunterladen. Of course it wasn’t a bruise to start. It just felt like my thumb had SPLIT IN TWO, THAT’S ALL.
Being the well brought up lady that I am, I held back the “F” EXPLETIVES SCREAMING IN MY HEAD and just turned to my opponent and said, “Ouch, that hurt.”
I played the rest of the game like a one-handed elephant seal, slapping the ball without using my thumb download tagblatt app.
I was a bit embarrassed about it after. Silly me. Got an ouchie. Hurt my thumb. I casually mentioned it to my netball team mates, who just said, “Just rice it babe.”
I thought to myself, “Why yes, I’m Chinese audio sound herunterladen. I can subscribe to that kind of thinking. Rice is usually the answer to everything. But surely they don’t mean to eat rice or rub it with rice apps to download music. So I’m sure it stands for something like “Rub It Carefully Everyday”??
(It means Rest, Ice, Compression and Elevation for all you perfectly coordinated people who don’t fall over, like me.)
Anyway, I stumbled along with my sore thumb acrobat pro. I refused to whinge about my pain. I didn’t complain or make a big deal about it. I was secretly all high and almighty and proud of myself. “I DON’T DO INJURIES frontpage download free german. Pfft I don’t need ice. Or rice.” I turned door knobs. Held sandwiches. Flipped pancakes. I did all the things that a being with opposing thumbs is destined to do ebook nl gratisen.
But after 3 weeks of pain, I swallowed my pride and asked various people for advice about my injury.
I got no sympathy. Everyone seemed to tease me about how minor my injury was herunterladen. They told me stories about the MUCH bigger knee, ankle, neck, arm and back traumas they had suffered over the years. And they told me that it was too late for self applied RICE. Apparently, I needed professional advice…
And the advice came in the form of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
You see, throughout my research… I heard that a girlfriends’ husband’s friend’s sister… swears that there is a hot-looking, young physiotherapist with “talented” hands, who specialises in netball injuries, who will assess everything from ankle injuries, to ahem, groin injuries… (and presumably thumb injuries?) and who gives excellent RICE. WINK WINK.
Hmph. Thanks A LOT guys.
I’m sure I’ll be fine. I’m sure the pain will just go away after a few days right? It just needs more time to rest. And less netball.
But… is this rumour true? Is this mythical Physio actually real? Is he really talented? Is he really hot? Does he really see all the injured netball girls in town?
I guess I’ll never know the answers to these questions… because I’m *much* too proud to let some Physio-cassanova RICE my ouchie :P