I wore pink and white the other day (which made me think of marshmallows) and TWO very funny things happened.
I had a coffee date with my girlfriend and while I was holding my coffee cup, I snorted with laughter and a drop of coffee swirled out of the cup and splashed onto my knee.
Aaak my white jeans! Alas no fear – it landed on the exact spot where there was a rip in my jeans!
Ho ho, thank goodness for fashionable and nonsensical air holes for my knees to make me feel like a suburban rock star.
While I was shovelling through a plate of tiramisu, my upper lip knocked a half strawberry off my spoon… which was heaped with a mountain of cream. The strawberry rolled off, hit the edge of my water glass, which propelled it perpendicularly onto my left boob. Strawberry splat! Crap!
I excused myself from the conversation, I went to the bathroom, took off my sweater, wet a bit of tissue and started to lightly brush off the mark on the fabric. Funny enough, the cream was white, the strawberry was red and it all kinda disappeared into my pink sweater. Leaving a faint, sweet, marshmallow smell. Another close escape!
Ah pink and white, it was meant to be.
In other news, I wanted to try wearing a crystal ear cuff. I couldn’t stand the thought of spending $150+ on a proper Swarovski crystal one, so I bought a more affordable crystal ear cuff from Lovisa, which came with a matching crystal stud.
Good news, I didn’t feel like a hippy gypsy or a space cyborg. It just felt like I was wearing a cool earring. I liked it!
Plus it added a little punk/edge to an otherwise fairy floss outfit I had on :)