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I was so innocent (and stupid) that I thought – Why on earth did they include stickers, OBVIOUSLY FOR LITTLE GIRLS, in a shaving pack obviously for women with body hair issues? earn to 2 for free?
I was going to toss them into the bin, but I thought my son would like them instead (he loves stickers).
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That night I put him to bed, and I walked passed his door.
I thought, What an odd selection of sticker shapes… A heart? A crown soundeffekte downloaden? Lips? A keyhole? A pussycat? – OH. HANG ON A MINUTE. SHIT! I gave my son pubic hair shaving stickers!! OMG! OMG!
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2) Because they are pink and pink things are for girls.
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4) Because if your friends come over they will laugh at you, because you know, the stickers are pink. And like, you’re a boy?
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So I decided to tell this lie instead, which I knew he would accept –
5) Because the stickers were actually mine. I’ve changed my mind. I liked them so much that I want them on MY bathroom mirror where I can see them everyday and enjoy them!
Straight to the heart! What a lie!
My brilliant parental wit has saved the day!
SO NOW I HAVE PUBIC HAIR SHAVING STICKERS ON MY BATHROOM MIRROR PEOPLE!!!