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They were very fiery! The wasabi shot straight up my nose, bore holes into my brain, and my eyes felt like they were going to implode. It was so gooood :)
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I sighed and was *just* about to gently explain it all over again… when suddenly he whacked the tin out of my hands windows 7 ultimate download deutsch kostenlos vollversion! Deliberately!
The wasabi peanuts flew across the table, he snatched one up in his hands and then he RAN out the door so I couldn’t catch him open office deutsch download kostenlos chip! So naughty right??!!
I shouted, “NOOO LIAM DON’T EAT IT!!!”
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He was smacking his own nose and face… and I have to say that I’ve never seen a kid DRAG HIS TONGUE across a carpet so urgently before. It looks exactly like it does in the cartoons. It was definitely a first for me.
So I fetched him some water, I cleaned his tongue with a tissue paper, I gave him some cuddles, and I patted his back as he whimpered in a fetal position on my lap. I was very kind to him.
But inside of me… omg I was rolling all over the floor, hysterical with laughter. Bwahahahaha!
Number one lesson in life buddy = Listen to your mother, yo.