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Anyway, my parents have 7 chickens living in their backyard.
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I usually drag my 3 year old son along for an adventure of “Feeding The Chickens”. He is always excited about the chickens, but he also is utterly terrified of them ms office 2010 kostenlos downloaden vollversion.
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OMG I WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE CHICKEN COOP!!
I was standing on one foot, holding onto a wall with one hand and an egg in the other one hand spiel mahjong download kostenlos. It was ridiculous!
I was like – LIAM WHY’D YOU SHUT THE DOOR?
He replied, “Because the chickens were trying to escape! You were letting them out!”
“No I wasn’t! avorion schiffe downloaden! I was trying to get the egg!”
“The chickens were escaping!!!”
“THEY ARE NOT ESCAPING! Now say you’re sorry and open the door!!!!”
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Our pointless shouting went back and forth like that for a good 5 minutes. And he refused to unlock the door because he was mad at me.
And he was saying shit like, “WELL YOU’VE BEEN A NAUGHTY MUMMY, SO YOU SHOULD STAY IN THERE FOR 2 MINUTES!!!”
Oh boy was I mad! While standing on one foot!
OK I probably could have placed the egg carefully on the ground, dodged all the crazy chickens. Regained my balance, back up into the doorway and unlatched the door myself.
But I was so angry… (and I didn’t want to step on chicken poo) I wanted HIM to admit that he was wrong, for HIM to open the door and for ME to win on principle.
In the end, I realised that I was the one stuck in the cage.
So I had to suck it up and be all – “Oh sweetie pie, could you just let mummy out and you can have some ice cream?”
I lost. He won.
Welcome to my world of daily battles with a 3 year old.
(At least I do better with my husband. I always win.)