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Politically Incorrect…But So Funny!

27 November 2009

I remember back in the day, my mail box used to get filled up with mostly lame email jokes. I would always SELECT ALL and DELETE.

Now my mailbox fills up with marketing emails and press releases – so it was actually kinda nice to receive something that made me laugh.

A girlfriend sent me this email, and like all e-mail forwarded jokes, I have no idea who wrote it.

Yes, it is SO WRONG on so many levels… it’s rude and politically incorrect… but damn it is so funny. And I’m Chinese, so I feel like I am allowed to laugh.

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten… I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting – juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls….. Numbaa 69.’

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… ‘You want…Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?’

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