5 yo: (In his sweetest voice) Hey Sean! Do you want to play a game?
3 yo: Ok, but only a FRIENDLY game.
5 yo: Let’s play dinosaurs. I’m going to be a T-rex. I’m fast and really dangerous. You have to kill me.
3 yo: That’s not very friendly.
5 yo: Oh. That’s a dinosaur way of being friendly.
3 yo: But if I kill you, I’ll have no friends left. I want to play cats.
5 yo: What about CAT dinosaurs? I can run on ground and you have to catch me and then kill me!
3 yo: No! I’m going lick you instead!
5 yo: Arrrrggghhh! Help! Your licking is killing meeeeee!
3 yo: STOP! WAIT! DON’T DIE! I’LL HAVE NO FRIENDS!
5 yo: OOOOH I’M MELLLTING!