Ages ago, I bought this cute tulip style skirt from Country Road. Sweet, simple, classic look in cream.

It sat in my wardrobe for a few months, because, well, I don’t like to iron.

Finally 3 months later, I have an occasion to wear it.

I pull it out from its box and to my delight, it needs almost NO ironing. Yay.

I put it on. Skip out the door. Jump into the car. Drive to my party.

Half way through the night I realise that I’ve been hearing this clack clunk thwack noise all evening.

After spending a considerable amount of time doing some discreet investigating (ie. feeling between my legs and looking up my own skirt), I see THIS stuck high up in the inside lining of my skirt!

WTF? I show my friends and they laugh. They think it’s the funniest thing ever. Ho ho ho. Yeah yeah very funny. No it’s not an excuse to lift up my skirt. No it’s not a toy. And NO IT DOESN’T VIBRATE. Shuddup already. I was terribly annoyed.

Do I even have the receipt? Do I try to pry it off myself? Do I cut around it? It’s only the lining right? What if I bring it back, set off alarms in the store, and no one believes me?

Gah. Maybe I’ll just leave it. It was a pretty funny conversation starter now that I think about it.

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