When you’re at a party, sitting around, half drunk with friends you love, conversations about the stupidest things always seem quite funny.

This is what we came up with :

Aunt Flow is coming to visit
The Bleedies
Bloody Mary on the rocks
The Crimson Tide
The Curse
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
Nosebleed in Australia
On the rags
The painters are in
The playground’s muddy
It’s raining down south
Raise the Japanese flag
Sprung a leak
The vampire trap
There’s a War in Virginia
Strawberry week

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