The other day I bought Callum a secondhand Ninja Turtle outfit (for only $2!) It was huge on him. He looked like a deflated pea. Or a sumo turtle on a diet. But he LOVED it!

Anyway, I was determined to take some photos before he got bored of it. So I asked him to pose like THIS — I leapt into the air, bent both knees, cocked my head to one side, lifted and bent my elbows with my palms stretched flat in a spectacular, frozen, martial arts pose.

To which he burst out laughing and proceeded to “teach” me how turtles REALLY pose. Yeah yeah.

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