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Then he starts getting creepy. He proceeds to talk to her – very politely and earnestly – asking her how her day was, where she was off to, whether she would like to head off and join him for drinks nearby…. lebenslauf design herunterladen. She was momentarily tempted to wind up all of her windows, and speed off through the red light.
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In the end, the light turns green. She floors the gas too soon. Brakes too hard. The watermelon flies off the seat. Smashes into the footwell. And she turns up to the party with a broken watermelon and a dog-ate-my-breakfast kinda excuse download daily motion.
Well the other day, I was at a red light.
Windows down. Music blaring.
When a guy in the car next to me – who was in fact rather decent looking – winds his windows down and says, “Hey thunderbird from news! You have kids!” Pointing to the child seats in the back of my car.
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I wasn’t as polite as my sister. If I had a knife, I’d be waving it and screaming like a lunatic. I mean, how often does one get the opportunity to do that in public?
Instead I just scoffed at him and wound my window up.
It wasn’t very satisfying. But as I said, I didn’t have a knife to rip his heart out properly.