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The Evil Frog

8 April 2004

My Kermit frog was scaring all the little children last night.

We had a dinner party for some friends visiting Perth. 3 families. 5 kids in total. All 4 years old and under.

The girls saw him and screamed, shrieked and hid under the dinner table. Maybe because he was the same size as they were. Or maybe it was his buggy eyes. I found it unbelievably funny, and was trying so very hard not to laugh.

The children’s whimpering stopped only when my husband CAUGHT Kermit, WRESTLED him to the ground, and DRAGGED him off to the bedroom to be TURNED into frog leg soup!

*Drools. Mmmm… frooooog leeegs…