I recently organised to go on a double date with some good friends. Our friends didn’t mind where we ate, but I particularly wanted to try out a cool new restaurant in Perth, therefore I was in charge of booking a restaurant. Unfortunately it completely slipped my mind until two days beforehand! Oops!
Every place I wanted to try out was booked out for a Friday night. Or they didn’t take bookings because they are so popular. So I desperately scrambled to find any place with a great review… and came up with: Miss Kitty’s Saloon, serving “modern American/Canadian tapas” style cuisine in Inglewood.
My first thought was: Yay! I got a booking for Friday night!
But my second thought was: OH NO, what’s wrong with this place that they still have bookings available on a Friday night at two days notice!?
Then my third thought was: I hate the name! It just makes me think of cheap steaks, greasy chips, stale peanuts and beer. I’m not a fan of those stereotypical American steakhouses, and “modern American/Canadian tapas” could mean: really small AND expensive serves of chewy steak in barbeque sauce.
When we arrived, the place was fully booked (which made me feel much better about my choice).
I was completely surprised. I loved the weird, mismatched décor. The place had a great vibe and atmosphere, with recycled wood palettes, barn doors, metal drums, random farm equipment sitting around the place as part of the furniture. So I felt better!
But then I realised my next mistake. My friends have special eating requirements! I forgot! One is a vegetarian and the other is on a reduced gluten and carb diet. OMG and I’ve taken them to a Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Western Texan steak house?!? I felt bad again.
They assured me they’d be fine. They are well travelled and they always manage to find something on the menu that will suit them. But I was almost dying of embarrassment.
With some help from the very well informed waitresses (in very pretty arty-punk Western themed dresses), we de-coded the menu.
We ordered 5 main dishes; with intent of ordering another if we were still hungry. But it turned out that we were full at the end that we didn’t need a 6th main. Having said that, all four of us are light/healthy eaters.
First to arrive was a vegetarian dish, crisp tortilla with spiced tofu, peanuts, lime ($9).
It was so delicious! It was light and fresh. The tangy dressing didn’t overpower the subtle flavours of the tofu and cucumbers. The crisp tortilla was out of this world. It was fried to a crispy perfection, yet it still had a slight softness in the middle.
To be honest, I would have been completely happy to eat just this for my dinner haha!
Oh then this OTHER dish arrived. And I thought… No way. I think I would happily eat JUST. THIS. DISH. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!
It was the salmon tostada with avocado, green chilli, orange ($18.8)
The salmon and the vegetables were all wonderfully fresh. The bursts of salmon roe mixed with the orange added a delightful wow to my mouthfuls. Seriously, so yummy.
(My vegetarian friend ate fish, so he was all good with this dish.)
Someone suggested the brussel sprouts, with bacon, curry, yogurt ($12)… everyone was intrigued so we ordered it.
Personally, I would have never ordered something like this off the menu. Mainly because the combinations sounded much too strange.
But do you know what? The brussel sprouts were marvellous! They must have been fried somehow, because they were crispy on the outside and still firm on the inside. I’ve never eaten brussel sprouts like this before. They didn’t look pretty, but they were yummy and tasted like broccoli. I love broccoli!
The mixture of curry, bacon and yoghurt was so different and well combined. It wasn’t stewy or heavy. It was almost like a stir-fry with a fresh curry flavour. I would definitely order this again.
The charred corn salad, smoked almonds, coriander, lime ($14.8) was my choice.
I think it was a let down compared to our first three dishes. It looked nice, with charred corn bits, baby corn and puffed corn… but it just didn’t have that wow combination. Didn’t think it was worth $14.80 either.
Moving right along.
Ah ha! Finally some meat!
This was the charred lamb ribs with mint, peas ($24.8). It was absolutely delicious! The lamb was soft, succulent and tender. The meat fell off the bone, yet it had these globs of crispy fatty bits along the bone, which were a gorgeously caramelised and crispy.
I didn’t notice what marinade was used, but the flavour wasn’t overpowering, nor was it bland in any way. I could really taste the sweetness and freshness of the lamb.
By the end of the 5 shared mains, I was full, but I probably could have fit in one more dish. However I KNEW I didn’t need it, I knew I would be over-stuffed and feel awful/heavy/bloated if we shared one more main dish.
So I insisted on sharing one dessert between the 4 of us.
We chose the hazelnut chocolate crack, banana ice cream, salted milk crumb ($13.8).
It came out nicely presented, and it hit the spot in terms of sweetness to round off my palate.
The slabs of chocolate were hazelnut flavoured mixed with rice crackles (I think?), which was really yummy. I didn’t like the banana ice cream at all. The white powdery stuff was powdered milk with a bit of sweetness (I think?!). The crumbled chocolate biscuits had a smear of caramel beneath it and it was ok.
Overall it was an OK dessert and as I said, it hit the spot.
Also… I thought I should mention that were sitting in a 4 person booth, and the placing of the ceiling speakers meant that the music blasted straight into our booth and echoed around us. It was pretty loud and couldn’t hear my husband speak from across the table… so we asked if they could turn the music down. I thought they would roll their eyes and huff at us, but they were so cool about it. All the wait staffs were super friendly, cheerful and helpful.
My final thoughts.
You know, honestly, if I had my way with the initial ordering, I would have automatically gone for my top choices – lamb, duck, pork belly, charred beef and octopus. Which meant I would have missed out on the tofu, salmon and brussel sprouts… so I am really glad we ate with my vegetarian friend and that I didn’t choose ALL MEAT dishes.
In the end, the bill came out to be about $30 per head, a very reasonable price for dinner. This included 5 mains, 1 dessert, 2 glasses of wine and a coffee. I’m sure if we ordered more meat dishes (and ate ourselves silly) that would have brought the price up.
I was completely surprised by Miss Kitty’s Saloon. It was nothing like I imagined, and so much better. The food we ate was fresh, light, tasty and delicious.
ALL four of us thoroughly enjoyed the meal. We left feeling really good that we didn’t over-stuff ourselves and very happy about the price and our overall experience.
I will definitely be back!
(Particularly so I can try all the meaty dishes haha!)
Miss Kitty’s Saloon
882 Beaufort St, Inglewood, WA 6052
08 9272 6669
Monday – CLOSED
Tuesday – Saturday 5:30pm-11:00pm
Sunday – CLOSED